Mark Twain

Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.

Mark Twain

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Mark Twain

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Mark Twain

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

Mark Twain

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.

Mark Twain

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.

Mark Twain

When in doubt, tell the truth.

Mark Twain

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain

When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.

Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.