Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.