Mark Twain

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

Mark Twain

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Mark Twain

Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible.

Mark Twain

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

Mark Twain

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Mark Twain

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Mark Twain

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

Mark Twain

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Mark Twain

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.